10 commandments from hel(L)

Three days into term-II, I already feel the pressure of elephant sitting on my head and myself racing to
break the 100m record by usain bolt. If term-I was about standing on the toe , this term is all about
standing on the toe nails and ballet like natalie portman as in Black Swan.

However as the line goes in the Charlize Theron starrer 'monster' , 'The thing that people never 
realise about me is that  I can train myself into anything'. This holds true for the students here.
And I hope that will  also hold true for me in the coming days

So after so much brain scratching and smoke surfing , I postulate the following 10 commandments
for MBA students straight from hel(L)

S No	The Ten Commandments in Bible	The Ten Commandments in MBA
1	Thou shalt have no other gods before me	Thou shall have no other dream or thought than MBA
2	Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is  in heaven above, or that  is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth	Thou shall not remember your family or old friends nor foster any kind of relationship till the day you walk through this hallowed gate
3	Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord  thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.	Thou shall not take your CV in vain ; for the companies will not hold him/her guiltless who taketh their CV in vain
4	'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy	Remember the exam day and appear in it
5	Honour thy father and thy mother : that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee	Honour thy Professors and thy seniors : or the days will be long upon the road you walk
6	Thou shalt not kill	Thou shall not sleep neither in day nor in night
7	Thou shalt not commit adultery	Thou shall not maintain CGPA less than ten
8	Thou shalt not steal	Thou shall not bunk classes
9	Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour	Thou shall not fail to earn CV points
10	Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.	Thou shalt not covet other’s girlfriend, nor friend of girlfriend, nor other’s PPO, nor other’s CGPA, nor anything that is other’s